Look the shit this christmas at midnight mass .......

Greatest Black Metal Love Album in Hell ..... 2

.... Remember this is not available in the shops. Only available from selected crypts and mortuarys .....

Featuring such heart burning classics as ........

“Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders”

“Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's BlasphemousIncantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of TheLusting Necrocorpse ”

"Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath "

... from the sick bastards that brought you "FleischWurst" comes ...... MANEATER

Semetry Street

MacDeath - To sleep, perhaps to scream!!!!!!

Music for transporting goods ....

The pen IS mightier than the sword

Gaahl is revealed ........

Turbulence - "Come Die with Me!"

TURBULENCE are "heavily involved"

ScapeGoat - Herds of Metal \m/

with Immortal and the Beatles .....

Tribal

Chairman Meow

The BabySlitter - Crush-A-Bye-Baby

Body Clock - Time's Up

Snookered - behind the black

Hair Metal is back!!! with Dunnes 'N Roches

Malice in Thunderland

in the black corner .....

burn!!!!

Mime to Die

trick or treat

rugby world

.. in them old rotten fields back home ....

we ARE art

sadistic - artistic - characteristic

HELL HOUNDS

How much is that doggie in the window?

BATTERING LAMB - Scars in their Eyes

Immortal - the hits

Immortal re-release all their hits .....

Bad things come to those who hate

there's nothing like a guinness ......

Guinness in surprising new ad campaign .....

Politics and shit

Picnic Terror II

Deathlehem - Unholy Land

Bizarre Wars

Where's the panda????????????